This is gun related- - - - right???

[Bud33]

You might have to think twice about this one.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
of her index finger shot off.

'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied..

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit
suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and
then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants.
I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a
loud noise.. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled
the trigger.'

[Bullseye]

I hadn't heard that one before.

R,
Bullseye

[bearandoldman]

That makes sense, you got to keep the noise out some way.